Garrett Plummer

Jan 4th 2016

Posted on January 04, 2016

Dont be so angry
Justin Bieber on replay
Painting sticks till my nose bleeds
Watching Ted Talks on TV
fuLL OF BEER STILL FEELING EMPTY
Sry caps, cant even see straight
Masturbate to something youd call gay, I do what I want
I wish this telephone would die
So we can finally talk

Dec 23rd 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

My LOve is sooooooooooooo computer
This is how I sculpture..
i JUST WANT BACK IN YOUR HEAD
yOUR MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER

Dec 15th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"My brother Paul Gregory Ghostkeeper"

I can see his smile
500 K.M. away
because its soooo real

Dec 10th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Gabriella Dehod"

Your soles,so brilliant
With perfect toes to match them
Your soul warms my feet

Oct 9th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Everything is yellow.
I see beautiful treasure.
Double rainbows with golden centers,
Made of a thousand pheonix feathers.

I feel blue.
Deep as an ocean inside beads of lazuli.
Like the old guitarist painted by Pablo,
A drowning soul in the deepest pool.

I used to love green,
Its never in my dreams.
Made from high hopes and brutal screams,
Everything I need is not what i see.

I bleed red.
Alone in bed,
Because I never meant what I said.
I wish it would end.

I need your orange.
Everything about you I need more of.
From your feet up to your forehead.
Every part of you i know is glorious!

You smell sooooo purple!
it makes my toes curl.
Everything about you...
Has become part of my soul.

Oct 8th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

To describe a color...

"REd"

The feeling of heat... of satisfaction.
Remember when your toes are curled? but not when they try to wrap around the toe next to it. Its when they curl down into the sole of your feet where the warmth stems from. When there is a definitive source of knowing this is amazing and I love it. Its the way the universe works. The color of red is this feeling of calmness, of satisafaction, and a belief in the future.

Aug 28th 2015*

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random haikus

"When I fuck A Pie"

Apple cinnamon
Heat it in the microwave
Now im in cider

Aug 12th 2015*

Posted on January 04, 2016

I feel AMAZING!!!
locked in my basement...
Its easy to feel alone.
But I like the cold stone.
And all the bold choices.
A roller coaster of emotions.
I'm greedy i'm taking them!
Everything I need!!!
Except a chamber pot...

Jun 5th 2015*

Posted on January 04, 2016

This is what Ive always wanted
But last night I dreamt the worst things
And today didnt fill my pockets
My shoes still filled with rocks and
I know my blood runs toxic
Cause im always high by breakfast
My shirt looks like a dishrag
And ive never learned to fish right
Thats how I know im not a robot
Because this is what I've always wanted

May 24th (2) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

I guess that cunts getting eaten.
I'm flacid, whos got the Cialis, please feed me.
If i wasnt high on blow, id go down on you.
This whiskey isnt helping
But they still call me tripod.
Dont tell anybody....

May 24th (1) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garretts random Haikus

"The life of an artist"

Emotions for sale
Sometimes i cry. I want too
Tell me its priceless

May 19th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

The white I paint with..
SOooooooooooooooo honey its dngerous!!!!!
It LL FALLLS IN THE PAITN CAN..............

May 1st 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

The places I go
You wish you could see
Plug into my my mind
Lets all surf these memories

Apr 27th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

You got mad at me
It inspired me
I tried so hard but we still sin differently
Now im alone
Thinking about how to grow
Reaching for everything we deserve
You know I look up to you
I question everything that comes out my throat now
Everything i complain about i could have dealt with
You taught me this
The madman that created you is a genius
Thank you Andrew

Apr 18th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random haikus

"Your drunk Garrett go to bed"

I want to impress
Im all over the map though
Lost in translation

Apr 17th (2) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

For my buddy Johnny Esau

We all have to fall
Make it count lets head butt a brick
Embrace the pain
Theres 1000 ways to slit your wrists
Life seems impossible
Good thing we all have followers
Good thing we can still smell earths flowers
It doesnt get any better than this
The friends im in this boat with I toast with
We can all blow our noses once the cokes burnt
Theres lots of room on this turtles back
How lucky we are to be in the same universe
Writing poems for each others souls on a Facebook

Apr 17th (1) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Secrets"

More precious than gold
No weight, no shine, no outline
Would you like to trade?

Apr 12th 215

Posted on January 04, 2016

bus bus boom boom 
bustin upside down the room
crump dis frumpshous 
delicous meal
mmmmmmmmmm

Apr 11th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Im ripping paint off my skin
I have to piss...
I can barely see the smell of my armpits...

Mar 10th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

My body vibrates
Im covered in colors, covered in shade
The ring on my finger comes from a third world
I wanna be the first dinosaur to fuck a meteor
Every day I fuck the world they died in
Explosions behind me as I walk away smiling
Teeth grinding
Sun burnt like fish food being sprinkled behind me
The most embaracing
TIll I learned to embrace it
When you spirirt is happy, life is GREAT

Mar 7th (2) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random haiku's

"Saturday Night"

I do what I want
Please come with me if your fun
Dress accordingly...

Mar 7th (1) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

"My Cat Conker"

Conker my little ball of love
You choose to spend your life with me

I give you meat and pet you 
But it's always for my pleasure

In return you brings me dead things
Blood on my paintings, feathers everywhere

I do not own her, she is my friend
And when I die I'll lay next to her

Feb 28th 2015*

Posted on January 04, 2016

Im a mess
Moments before my success

You can ride with me if I love you enough
But you'll have to sit in the back

My mom rides shotgun
Fraser mans the cannons

Ceepo and Sneetah

My security
My fancy interior

My father keeps me filled up, no time for mistakes
siriusly brilliant his ways
His mind or the high way

Jodi my sister I miss you
Your beautiful family rides first class
Violet sunsets as Ella sculps the clouds

My family I love you, What a gorgeous horizon we travel towards

Feb 24th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

I always know exactly what to do...
According to who you say? According to you?
Your views are skewed and stretched like accordians.
Divorce is through the roof, 
Fat people try to tell me how to chew.
On the streets begging for food after 8 years in school.
Dont judge me because you sin differently...
the difference is simple, I simply find gifts in you.
You commited suicide...
didnt you just tell me how to live my life?
you were soooooo alive I believed you.
Behind a mask everything is beautiful.

My music sucks
I have no style
My girlfriend is ugly

Thats beause you listen to pop songs, with jeans and a t-shirts on, and never even talked to her...

I always know exactly what to do...
Be alive, listen to the truth, and write poems that end in FUCK YOU!!!!

Feb 23rd 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Blood in my teeth
My bones always broken
My heart eats every beat while I sit on this sofa
And I'm so far behind that my life's getting shorter
This poem is my gateway to expressing what most fear
I'm fortunate my portrait was painted by a master
And I don't live in a country torn by disasters
My family and friends form this beautiful pattern
I can see the future, and it started in my past life
Tonight was so dark but I needed to sing
I can't see the harp but my soul felt the strings
I can't hear the sounds but it makes my ears ring
And the answer is so clear, just be a FUCKIN human being...

Feb 22nd (2) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

How did I get here?
When I was the one worth leaving.
I've been given everything ive taken from you, from you.
Im forgiving everytime you've left me there waiting.
The difference is your choice.
Don't take it personally.
I don't.
I couldn't care less about you.
I would love to kill as I die for you.
Say everything out loud thats inside you with one eye open and you're still scared.
Standing beside you makes me smile LOUDLY!!
I wish I knew how special it is to know you in this lifetime.
I'm ungreatful, you can see it.
Priceless diamonds I could paint your portrait with.
Im a scary ghost wrapped in two coats, a rabbit with leather ears and no carrots.

Feb 22nd (1) 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

For Rachel

You smile for miles, I can't see the end
A beautiful rainbow with a magical bend
Already a specialist, no need for potential
The cherry on the icing on the icing on the cake on the top of a crescendo
Covered in gold and OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!
Stronger than diamonds, more rare than black pearls
Those hazzel brown iris' are spirling whirlpools
Eyes like portholes, There is so much beauty inside of you

Feb 18th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

My mouth starts to drip and
My eyes try to blink but
It smells like the secret
To make the pain go away
I see nothing but polka dots...
Annoying Faucets, everything is falling and its amazing
The sound of broken glass and screaming is now my greatest memory!
Ill steal as much wine as my friends are thirsty.
Thank you so much for your hospitality

Feb 14th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

I see you smile at me
I hear a rhapsody
It smells so heavenly
It tastes like pastries
I feel electrical

Feb 11th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

I look at you so suddenly
My neck breaks but its worth the beautiful decay
Something in your face I see
The stench of rotting flesh
Your leprosy makes my cheeks turn red

Feb 2nd 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

BECAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION, CHAMpion, champion
Because I deserve everything
You created this masterpiece and its always my pleasure

My masked hand scratches Gods most beautiful creations
Cannon to the sun, from the silver space station

The prettiest lips and the swingiest hips
I GET DOWN, GET down, get down
Always patient, even more persistant

Im turbulence with skin on, on fire,fired up
Up all night, knights turn down, down to fuck? im busy petting my cat...

Jan 12th 2015

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Wrassling with a dog"

Energy for days
Thanks for ruining my socks...
I fucking love you

Jan 4th 2015*

Posted on January 04, 2016

Emotions are rewarding
A twisted ocean corroding my mental state
Its amazing, and it makes me crazy
Devotion for everything, 
I masturbate like a champ
Eye master, no glasses, i cooked the meal you see on my plate
Everyone take more drugs, ill take your shouldered head
im the biggest mistake youve ever made
you wanna make my bed, theres too many stains
Its dangerous to go alone 
it hurts knowing that same breath is so cold it chills your bones
your heavenly voice has such beautiful tones
the weight of the world weighs tons
I can wait for the day our sons see me rest under the sun
ill suck the worlds dick till it cums (no homo)
Life is a magical trip
it makes me sick seeing you pretending to live through this gift
my problems you wont understand
At the same time wanna hear a hundred reasons why im lifes biggest fan?

1. I know how special this world is to be alive in
2. I love to see you all smile
3. Everyone is beautiful
4. We do what we want in Berta
5. I have the most badass friends
6. I paint pictures for a living
7. My cat wants nothing else than for me to love her... also food
8. People are inspired by me
9. I can go anywhere i want at any time
10. were all fighting the same battle
11. Life is as rewarding as it is stressfull
12. Nothing is certain
13. Rules are meant to be broken
14. You never stop learning
15. A walk in the park can get you killed
16. People will love and hate you for the same thing
17. When we die we dont become nothing, we become everything
18. Everyone has something to teach you
19. Too much of a good thing is amazing
20. if you love something, lots of others will too
21. You can work your whole life just to have it taken away
22. You can do nothing your whole life and be given everything
23. when your nails grow too long, you just chew them off
24. Every problem you have can easilly be solved
25. The ones that look up to you do that because your awesome
26. got an issue? grab a tissue... walk it off
27. Just when you think there is no I in team, someone finds it
28. Everyone can make beautiful music 
29. I can eat poisonous plants and not die
30. Space mattress foam is the bomb
31. I have an amazing family
32. If my body hurts, others want to fix me
33. Fuck what you think, i do what i want
34. fireworks
35. Internet
36. Porn
37. The weirder i get the more people love me
38. Canada is the best country on this planet, and I live here
39. Chinese food
40. When it rains it pours
41. Dont tell me how to fuck
42. Noone has ever really let me down
43. The people I would die for would kill for me
44. Everyone is perfectly unique
45. Everything has a purpose
46. I can run, swim, and fly
47. I dont bleed once a month for a week straight (thx penis)
48. Women love me, men wanna be me
49. Im happy with my secrets
50. If im sad, other people are too
51. My friends let me misbehave
52. I can make a horse laugh and then cry
53. Im not blind, deaf, handicapped... yet....
54. I am an amazing artist
55. Everything has a purpose
56. Music is fucking awesome
57. Treasure is everywhere
58. The universe gives you everything you ask for (except blow at 5am on a tuesday)
59. Double rainbows actually are eye watering
60. When someone shares your imagination with you
61. people kill themselves for the same reasons others end up having an amazing life... never give up and you'll be rewarded
62. you can change your life instantly (Tony Robbins)
bE. Dont like numbers? use letters...
64. I can write poems, lists, music, fuck you its rewarding
65. Women are sooo beautiful
66. LuLu Lemons... enough said
67. Mirrors, magnets, lasers
68. Music festivals!!!!
69. Dreams/nightmares.... dope as fuck
70. We get to cook until food tastes like rainbows
71. Think of something? you can create it
72. Time heals all wounds
73. Nobody knows nobody
74. Nothing is impossible
75. I can fit perfectly
76. The people that matter like it when I scream
77. Knowing im part of something so much larger
78. I feel good all the time
79. I can destroy what I create
80. Beauty is everywhere
81. inspiring people were inspired by people like you
82. life is a giant puzzle. its fun to be the last piece but remember all the other pieces that got you there
83. if you run out of ideas... you suck
84. When you do something entirely for yourself and are rewarded, it turns into inspiration. Treat yourself to treat others
85. The comedown is as fun as the high
86. Creating life is exciting and i cant wait
87. I have fingers and a thumb, fuck everything that cant hold stuff
88. how cool is just fucking being alive?
89. Hugs from crushes
90. fire
91. Rick and Morty
92. Shark week
93. Jumping off a bridge and living
94. mind expanding poetry
95. cuddly cats
96. sparkly things
97. Being happy and confident
98. Music exsists that heals you
99. People inspire me
100. My best buddy Andrew Dutkowski

Dec 10th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

"My oldest memory"

Life on earth
I remeber brown and green first
An empty room with a table
The floor is soft
The walls are make believe 
Surround it in gold, filigree, and jewels
Pearls, lace, diamonds and rubies
My oldest memory is lifes perfect trophy
It sits on my mantle in the room where the rugs green

Nov 21st 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Your baby sounds like a pesky mosquito...
Ya but actually she's a precious miracle
Your brave and breathing, perceivably maniacal 
You barely knew what previously made sense before
Youth populate this fantastic land mass we adore
Your enemies call you a whore, they bore me
You might have sore knees, but they sound like accordions....

Nov 18th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Shark Cupcake"

So sweet but so sharp
Like a fart birthed from a tart
I'll do the biting

Nov 7th 2014*

Posted on January 04, 2016

"Describing myself right now"

It was a danger!
So I went alone, no telephone.
Pleased by the beats and the streets so my scheming becomes LOUDER.
You say you feel crowded, I see a moment for enjoyment!
I'm crazy and I wouldn't have it any other way.
My friends are the ones that let me misbehave!
Its hard to contain what loves being insane.
Beyond the abstraction,
I can see the future with my mind, time is fake but its almost mine.
Sometimes I fear death...
Every day I am blessed, knowing I'm one of the universe's best.
The world likes to talk to me...
Put a sock in it I'm busy breaking trees!
I'M THE BEEZ KNEEZ!
I think I'm normal, everyone else has a disease.
Why don't you like it when I SCREAM!!? 
How can i blame you for something you cant do in your dreams...
Too much of a good thing is amazing!
The things i've been craving make me CRAZY!!! I can almost taste them.
I cant relate, but I can almost masturbate to it.
Writing this really makes me smile,
Why deny yourself the pleasure of making this world your heaven forever.
Everywhere i go i find treasure,
Stop and smell the roses you'll discover something better.
lighting your smoke would be my pleasure.
Life is szimple, just add a Z wherever you please,
Do what you want till they tell you to stop,
Then do it secretly.

Nov 5th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's log book Nov 5th 2014

What a nice guy! What are these? Accesories... Check the elevation. God its a nice day! IDIOT! A nice insulated door. Tablesaw right in the house. I did not. Did that screw you up too? no I didnt write anything. Thats no good, they are better after they are washed. No, stiff and hard. Toes sticking out. What a fucking jerk! Wiebe transport. For sale. Finish it. I have to go to the bathroom. Do you really? Thats about 10-12 miles. Just cause me a bunch of problems. Brand new Toyota Supra. Puked right in my car. Shit this long, floating in the bathtub. On and on. Thank you. Do me a favour and clean this out for me. See you dont remember. So its my fault? Absolutely... BMZ-1078. Everybody loves. Oh Jesus. So where are we now? Not even 30, right? Thats perfect. Highway 14 or 21. At the speed limit. I hope it melts and sticks there. Ill show ya. Sailing boats. Just love it! Tweezers always back to me ok? Turn off here. Highway 16. RR41. Youll see signs. Same thing. Its pretty now right? Hold the steering wheel please. Oh. 4 miles to TWP 540. "west" See here. .5 mile. We could turn this place into a beaver farm. Come down here. just love it. Thats why I like Subaru. See. Snowmobile and sleigh.

Oct 22nd 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"How To Eat Paint"

I'm covered in it
It becomes an obsession
Now i shit rainbows

Oct 19th (2) 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

im so lucky to be alive, this world is a high i cant describe!!!

Oct 19th (1) 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

"Garrett is never the worst person"... thanks for the compliment... haha but i know where you're comming from. Lately i feel like a bum. lately my contributions are none. I have the best friends under the sun. we have way too much fun and not enough hugs.

Oct 18th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

I sit and think while you shit and stink about the funny things that this world will bring. lets all let loose and free in threes, lets all have orgys inbetween the sheets!!!! shots shots shots shots shots shots

Sept 21st 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus...

"Truth be Told"

What the fuck are words
Like sounds without emotion
Life misunderstood

Sept 19th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Its fun to be alive, life is a precious gift! put it on a mirror everyone have a big smelly sniff

Sept 7th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Come Up Come Down"

The weight of the world
Brings you down to come back up
Light as a feather

Aug 08th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"How to insert a tampon"

One foot on the seat
A nice fresh cork for the day
Take the dirt road boys!

Aug 21st 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"How to write a Haiku"

Capture a moment
Remember five, seven, five
First and last contrast

Aug 13th (2) 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's log book "Sept 30 2013"

Oh man I seen some intense shit. Death oil hoot. Death oil hoot. Shits not working. Can you imagine? Damn fucking time. mmmkay Zeus. Wanna go snuggle. You stink. Narwhals... whatever those animals are. And we can get lost in that fantasy. Hit the special effects! What are you looking for? Im not a freak im a hero. Smells like vomit on fire. ooohhh, universal. I don't wanna be a foot. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. I will destroy you! Magic man. Are you sure of that? There you go. Whats the life lesson in that? Your welcome. The universe can go fuck itself. Its funny. Holy fuck we are, or am I.... utterly, clinically insane and I love it!

Aug 13th (1) 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's log book "Sept 28 2013"

Honestly were weird as fuck. I don't ever tell them. That reminds me of my grandmothers couch. Its a dope coat. PPFFTT 3500$. Two hours time easy. I dont like them personally. A jacket is one, two, three, four, five pieces of material. Don't get the update. This is what I got to deal with right now. geriatric Justin. Its nice and soothing to the eyes. It is a Monsanto Dr. Seuss thing. How ironic. Inner Seuss. Pretty entertaining.He talks exactlly the same. He found him in the middle of the desert. Oh ya that was at my house. I hope she marries a black man. Whats Ushers last name? All around fail. Nice job Krysten. At least were functioning. Its super charged dont worry about it. Conker was like all up in my shit the whole time. Gods without words. Your stabbing into that shit. They can both watch the hockey game. Thx you sluts. You can't do nitrous...

Aug 11th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Why you shouldnt take a bite out of a poisonous Dieffenbachia plant the night before your moms wedding"

It looked so juicy
Brutal pain overcomes me
Just smile and have fun

Jul 27th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garretts's random haikus

"Gift From a Squid Man"

A crazy creature
Bears an unexpected gift
I'm proud of myself

Jul 25th (2) 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garretts log book "May 3rd 2014"

You re literally the dumbest fuck ive ever met. Something that starts with a T or something. Hand socks. Edward Snortin. I have a couple puppets at home. I had so much snot on that one sock. You know what i like about carrots, they dont talk....Moses Brocolli. I dont know what the fuck is going on right now. If we have the opportunity to hunt we hunt! This should not have happened. Its fries and cheese man it makes total sense. A beautifulmess. Of course mcdonalds would do that. Battery. I dont give a fuck or shit. Its like selling a shrimpskin boot. you know how many conversations are wasted on shrimpskin boots? One and its happening right now.... Dont let them in. Black People. Lets sell water. I like how you do that. I got some mexican smokes to go with that. It'll make my ears ring. Fuck the slow pour. Drivers licence and Terry Fox. Jesus is alright. Hes all water. 100$ for the hour.

Jul 25th (1) 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garretts log book "May 4th 2014"

What do you dream about? He didnt even know what jungle Book was. I Think ill prolly get a raise this week. Chuck would beat me at drywall. I texted her. An absolute wild card. Hot as fuck. Left Matt in the dust. They chopped down a thirty foot tree and it fell on my tent. You know what I mean? Ive been waiting so long. Shes hot. I deleated it. You seem interesting. Ill tell you this story. She totoally looks native. Life is happening. Born ugly. And I was on mushrooms. Have you ever seen the starship enterprise? I gave him my car. This is my biggest thing. Everything was digital. Wanna hear my idea? They were around 50. Thats soooo cool. I got busted on the seveth. Convinced me this motherfucker was gay. Imagine what you would have thought about me if we just met tonight. Ill figure this out. Used my towels. Im actually pretty proud of all my buddys...but....no but actually. Shes like 66. Im like 98. 66 my ass. 87. Lets put a name on a piece of paper. South African Terry. Back and forth. Its the bar. Getting back on the 21st. They go to the washroom. Omelette made from the farmers market. Switch the conversation. Spiritual weird shit. Open but smart. What is it? Your ideas. Were all fucking sweet! Talking to a couple dudes. I forget her name. With PK sound. You realize that right?

Jul 24th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Roommates"

Were the best of friends
Till we sin differently
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Jul 19th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"Drinking a beer"

The Sun is scorching
Every bead of sweat is pain
There's one solution

Jul 12th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random haikus

My feelings are deep
The soul begs to be set free
Part of everything

Jul 11th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

It's been a weird last couple nights...

I dreamt of breasts, buying stocks, and birds on fire
I've dreamt of Killing a man in his own house, with his own tire iron
I've dreamt of sirens going off as I shoot aliens with lasers.
I've dreamt of having sex with pretty mermaids, that one was my favorite!
I've dreamt of eating socks out of boxes, looking for rocks, and getting locked in clocks and all with my best friends... 
I FUCKING LOVE DREAMS

Jul 9th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random haiku's

"artists block"

Sitting, starring, hot...
Stemming from battles within
Inspiration cools

Jul 7th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

"dimethyltryptamine"

A new dimension
Colors that do not exsist
A feast for the eyes

Jun 28th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random Haikus

Three strips of bacon
Sizzling to perfection
My mouth salivates

Jun 6th 2014

Posted on January 04, 2016

Garrett's random haiku's

A soggy hotdog
Placed between two golden buns
A delicious meal